I'll Never Tell
Anya: This is the that I plan to entangle isn't he fine
My claim to fame was to maim and to mangle vengeance was mine
But I'm out of the biz
The name I made I'll trade for his
The only problem is...I'll never tell
Xander: She is the one she's such wonderful fun such passion and grace
Warm in the night when I'm right in her embrace tight embrace
I'll never let her go
The love we've known can only grow
There's just one thing that... no, I'll never tell
Anya, Xander: Cause there's nothing to tell
Anya: He snores
Xander: She wheezes
Anya: Say housework and he freezes
Xander: She eats these skeezy cheeses that I can't describe
Anya: I talk, he breezes
Xander: She doesn't know what pleases
Anya: His penis got diseases from a Shumash tribe
Anya, Xander: The ride gets kinda scary
Xander: Like she thinks I'm ordinary
Anya: Like it's all just temporary
Xander: Like her toes are kinda hairy
Anya, Xander: But it's all very well
Cause god knows I'll never tell
Anya: When things get roughy
He hides behind his Buffy
Now look he's getting huffy
Cause he knows that I know
Xander: She clings she's needy
She's also really greedy
She never...
Anya: His eyes are beady
Xander: This is my verse hello?
She...
Anya: Look at me I'm dancing crazy
(they dance)
Anya, Xander: You know...
Xander: ... your quite the charmer
Anya: ... my knight in armour
Xander: Your the cutest of the scoobies
With your lips as red as rubies
And your firm yet subtle... tight embrace
Anya: He's swell
Xander: She's sweller
Anya: He'll always be my fella
Xander: That's why I'll never tell her that I'm petrified
Anya: I've read this tale
There's wedding then betrayal
And I know that come the day I'll want to run and hide
Anya, Xander: I lied, I said it's easy
I've tried, but there's these fears I can't quell<
Xander: Is she looking for a pot of gold?
Anya: Will I look good when I've gotten old?
Xander: Will our life become to stressful
If I'm never that successful
Anya: When I get so worn and wrinkly
That I look like David Brinkley
Xander: Am I crazy?
Anya: Am I dreaming?
Xander: Am I marrying a demon?
Anya, Xander: We could really raise the beam in making marriage a hell
So thank god I'll never tell
I swear that I'll never tell
Xander: My lips are sealed
Anya: I take the fifth
Xander: Nothing to see, move it along
Anya, Xander: I'll never tell
